The power to even

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power to be in AA.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!