the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to be in AA.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to be gay on command.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!