Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power... to move you.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to be gay on command.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!