power to fart through your mouth

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to become famous on vine

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to be gay on command.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!