the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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to spelle caretly

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The power of 12% levetation

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!