The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to think of food

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to not see anything

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to smell any point in time

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to be french.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!