The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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lol

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to not see anything

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to digest corn.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!