the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the power to see through windows.;.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!