The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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make youself dumb

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to think of food

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!