The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

The power to do everything that you can do.

To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

The power to snore inhumanly loud

The power to be wet and not know it.

The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

The power to kill yourself at will

The power to stop existing.

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to fold paper seven times

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!