the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

the power to shit out of your nose

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

cry acid tears

The Power of Anti-Sex

The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

Power to freeze ice.

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

blindness

THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

The power of having two left hands.

The power to buy free things.

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The ability to count to potato

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!