The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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Aweonao

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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blindness

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!