The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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I'm a giant di

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to ejaculate at command

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to bread toast!

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to always be at half mast.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!