The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!