- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

the ability to see through air

The power to inhale coins without dying.

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to be normal and average

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

Pointless Super Powers