The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to think about useless power

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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the power to sit

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!