The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to journey into the future of the past.

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

the power to be friends with Donald trump

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

Feeling people's depression.

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!