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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)
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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body
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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will
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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will
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The power to journey into the future of the past.
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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder
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The power to think your dreams are real.
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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)
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The power to make anything money related to disappear.
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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."
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The power to see the future five days after it has happend
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the power to be friends with Donald trump
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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.
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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color
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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.
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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.
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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.
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Feeling people's depression.
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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.
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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.
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The power to smile uncontrollably.
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The power to shape-shift only into a human
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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum
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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!