the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!