the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to see the present

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!