The power to wish you had a power

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to create another human

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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Aweonao

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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blindness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!