The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!