The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to die

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power to create a meme

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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Aweonao

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!