the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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the power to shit brix

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The power to speak in text globes.

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!