the power to suck your elbow

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The power to divide by 0

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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to be bradley

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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The ability to vote

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!