The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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The power of walking on land

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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Farting at will

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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The power to make snow yellow

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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the power to shit brixs!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!