The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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being black

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!