The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!