The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The super power to control paper.

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The ability to change races.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to see through air

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!