he power to make mistakes

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the power to do nothing

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to smell water.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!