The ability to do nothing

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to not see anything

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to waste money

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!