the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!