The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to look through glass.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to think about useless power

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the power to become translucent

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!