The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power think five times slower.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!