Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!