The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The ability to change your weight

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!