- Pointless Super Powers

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The ability to smell colors

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to lick your elbow.

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

the power to control nothing

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to break a Nokia

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

the power to enter a coma.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.