The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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the power to control nothing

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to break bones at will.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!