- Pointless Super Powers

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

the power to get sick

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power to always be at half mast.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power to poo.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!