The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The ability to count to potato

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!