The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the power to misspell

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!