the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

the power to be invisable in high school.

the power to sit down in mid air

The power to not know your super power

The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

The power to be alive, many hours before you die

the abillity to fart at will

The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

The power to rot food at will.

The power to cure a ham

the power to open a locked door with a key

the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

An ability to change birthday to February 29.

the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

The power to live with only one kidney

to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

the ability to lie and never be believed

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!