The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The Power to Power

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to die at will.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!