- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The Power of shitting by your mouth

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to not be color blind.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

having superpowers during the inquisition

the power to jump like a black guy.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

Pointless Super Powers