the power to be forever alone

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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to do nothing

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!