- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

the ability to blow yourself

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

the power of words

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The ability to die on command.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

Pointless Super Powers