The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!