the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to do nothing

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to see through glass

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!