- Pointless Super Powers

The power of gentle breeze

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

The power to not have a brain!

yo mama

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

the power to kill yourself

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!