the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to be powerless

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The ability to see through insects.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to be blind

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!