Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to not finish your

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!