- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to achieve 98% opacity

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to murder rocks.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

the ability to un-dank any meme

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

Acid tears.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

Pointless Super Powers