- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to fly but only in your room

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

Pointless Super Powers