- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to read your own mind!

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The ability to die on command.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

Pointless Super Powers