The ability to read braile.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to break bones at will.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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See through invisible people

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The power to be dead

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to have a small penis

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!