the ability to talk to humans

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!