The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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the power to eat people :D

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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to do nothing

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the power of fart helium

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!