The power to not have a brain!

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to self destruct

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!