- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to have no superpower

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power of night-blindness.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to display emotions at will

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

Pointless Super Powers