- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

The power to live.

The power of Grayskull.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

the power to be in AA.

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to speak braille.

The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

The power to see concrete yellow

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to turn into random objects

The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

The power to smell a fart upwind.

Pointless Super Powers