- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

he power to make mistakes

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to be blind when you sleep

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

Pointless Super Powers