The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the power to see the present

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!