The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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blindness

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to turn into birdseed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!