The power to close your nose

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The power to see through windows

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to write comic books

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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the power to animate condiments

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!