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The Power to Read really Small Words
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The power to open a pickle jar in one try
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The power to die at will.
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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house
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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.
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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).
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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.
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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.
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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.
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The power to shape shift into water
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The ability to not live forever
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The ability to turn cement into pudding
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swear words -jesse
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The power to have a V8
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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.
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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past
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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.
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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open
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the ability to walk through your clothes
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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.
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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.
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the power to fly, but only when you poop
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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.
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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!