The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to become yourself

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to be powerless.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!