- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to see through glass

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

The power to be superman with no power's

the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to open doors that are already open

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to scare female plants.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to science.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to be a common person

Pointless Super Powers