The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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X ray vision on chairs

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to become yourself

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!