- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to understand irony.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

the power to see stuff

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

the power to fly while under water

the power to half transform to something.

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to touch your toes

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

The abilitie too spell corectly.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

Pointless Super Powers