The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

the power to get married

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to digest corn.

The power to drown on land.

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to eat edible things.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to make anything into toilet paper.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to fly while masturbating.

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

Justin Bieber

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

The power to smell poop

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!