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The power to turn anything into Oreos.
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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.
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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.
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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.
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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.
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having the same super powers as batman!
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The power to buy free things.
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The power to not exist.
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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose
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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.
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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way
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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.
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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.
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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti
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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.
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The power to shrink boobs
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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.
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Being able to fly.... in the water.
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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.
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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.
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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands
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the power to die at will
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the power to get married
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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!