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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!
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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.
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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.
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?u?op ?p?sdn ????? o? ???od ???
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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.
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The power to poop without wiping
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blindness
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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.
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the power to talk to fish but not people
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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.
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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.
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The power to die on command.
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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means
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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.
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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.
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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.
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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.
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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.
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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours
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The power to think of a pointless superpower
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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.
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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.
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The power to turn anything into Oreos.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!