The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

the ability to do absolutely nothing

I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

the power to get in the van

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

Immunity to curable diseases.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to vomit through your anus.

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

the power to like charlie

The power to not have a superpower

The power drown in water

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!