The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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blindness

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to go on this website

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to buy free things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!