the power to find children extremely attractive

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to only see glass.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to turn wine into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!