The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to die when you get scared.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to have gravity.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!