The power to be -100% faster...

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u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!