The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the power to see through water.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to become demented

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to ejaculate

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!