The power to speak with death people..

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!