the ability to grow your nails at will.

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

The power life like a hermit.

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

The power to never get drunk

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

the power to taste your own spit

The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

The power to vote in a communist state.

The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!