the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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Acid pee

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!