Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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Acid pee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!