The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to die.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to become yourself

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!