The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

the power to be able to speel ronj

the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

To pee standing up.

Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

The power to have a stroke at will.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to have no powers

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

Power to develop diseases.

The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

the immunity of death unless youre about to die

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!