The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!