The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to like any show

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to think.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!