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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.
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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain
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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you
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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.
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The power to take a s*** on people
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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)
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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE
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The power to not move or do anything.... at all
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the power to sugar a limpet
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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another
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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.
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The power to waste time reading this.
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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.
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The power to turn into a parking lot.
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The ability to eat anything except for food
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The ability to reverse your digestive system.
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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens
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the power to see through my eye lids
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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.
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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.
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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.
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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.
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The power to a nokia phone.
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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!