Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to jump faster.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to be called justin bieber

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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penis

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!