The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the power to get married

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!