The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!