The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the ability to post here

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!