The ability to make dogs sneeze

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the power die if you think.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the ability to post here

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to turn wine into water

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!