The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to speak in cursive

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!