the power to have an idea..

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!