The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to change your mind

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to instantly die

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The ability to hear fish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!