The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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Lactokinesis

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to not see ads

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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the power to have an idea..

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!