- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see through glass

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to put on socks with one hand

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to shut the fuck up.

the ability to die without any control

The power to be able to not smell fart

The power to die while dieing

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

the ability to know what the fox say

THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

the power to see through bananas

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... hayball rolls

You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

The power to poo in the toilet

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

Pointless Super Powers