The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The power to think of a pointless superpower

The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

The power to sweat acid.

The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

The power to give someone the power to give the power.

The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!